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Last call to make your plans for the annual reunion! If you have not made arrangements to attend the reunion you should do it now.
Margaret sent me a couple of maps to help you out in locating the more important sites in the area of the reunion. You may note that she has indicated the location of her home on one of the maps. I am not sure, but I believe she mentioned that if anyone could not find any other camping space or an available motel, they could camp on her front lawn. No need to call - just pitch your tent and be there when she wakes up in the morning. She should enjoy it.
Margaret says she has a new grandchild, and Bud a new great-grandchild, so you can expect both of them to be particularly boastful this year. Dorothy says that Margaret is an unusually aggressive grandmother so it may be best to avoid her altogether.
Only a few of you have sent back your family information forms. Of course, there is no compulsion to send in your form (or contributions) - it is entirely voluntary. You will note, however, that Don and Elinor did not send theirs in last year. This year, Elinor was quite prompt.
As you all may have expected, there has been no word from the low-down, no-good Richardson individual living in Ohio who has never attended even a single family reunion. (Due to my extreme respect for Bill Henry, I will not mention the name of this thoroughly disreputable individual.)
Because the low-down, no-good Richardson individual living in Ohio who has never attended even a single family reunion has not returned his family information form, and has no apparent intention of attending even a single family reunion, I shall have to fill in his family's information the best I can. Therefore, I am asking all of you to think hard and come up with all the stories from this individual's past which most clearly delineate his complete lack of character. There are a number of episodes from his past which I am quite certain he would not want repeated under any circumstances (I can think of several that are so disgusting they would gag a maggot and make a hooker blush) so let's collect all of these tales and make sure they are published where all the world can read them. Because he has never attended even a single family reunion we all know that he is beyond shame, but perhaps we can induce some shame in some other member of his immediate family.
I have completed the editing and formatting of Mary Taylor's family history and I had intended to include it in this mailing, but my laser printer is having serious problems so it will have to wait. Besides, I am not sure if I want to send something so worthwhile to that low-down, no-good Richardson individual living in Ohio who has never attended even a single family reunion. With any luck I should be able to have it printed and ready to distribute to anyone who attends the reunion, which will naturally exclude that low-down, no-good Richardson individual living in Ohio who has never attended even a single family reunion.
We will see you all at the reunion (with the exception of a certain nameless and shameless Richardson individual). Call Margaret if you have any questions.
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